JIM BAKKER LIVES ! !
Not quite a year ago, while late night channel surfing, I made a startling discovery.
Jim Bakker, the former Mr. Tammy Faye Bakker, was out of prison and he was back in the “ love offering business ”.
A QUICK REFRESHER COURSE ON JIM BAKKER
- Ordained a minister in the Assembly of God Church – 1964
- Joined Pat Robertson at CBN – 1966
- Took control of the “700 Club” television “ministry” – 1974
- Accepted love offerings from Jessica Hahn at various motels – 1980
( While conducting a homosexual affair with a CBN staffer. )
5. Started selling “Lifetime Partnerships” in a resort hotel/Christian theme park called “Heritage USA”….at $1,000- per……1983 ( The hotel was never built )
6. Forced out of CBN-PTL amid accusations of possible wrong doing – 1987.
7. Indicted for fraud & conspiracy to commit fraud – December 1988
8. Convicted with CBN sidekick Richard Dortsch – 45 yr sentence October 1989.
9. Paroled July 1994.
Well, apparently the Lord forgave Jim for scamming his Heritage USA “Partners” out more than $ 3 Million bucks, and led him to something called TCT Television where he now broadcasts a nightly TV show from a resort complex in Branson, Missouri….”The Jim Bakker Show”. He preaches, and sells, in front of smiling Christian believers that sit around at café style tables, and who adoringly applaud his every word.
Bakker is selling “the end days” in which one cataclysm after another is about to fall on us. Last night he assured us that 2011 was going to be the worst year in the history of the US. We’re goin down !
God has been talking directly to Jimmy.
He saw the scenes of mayhem in the streets that were 9-11. God showed him those scenes fully a year before they happened. He actually said that.
We can survive the year ahead, if we send Jimmy love offerings in varying amounts, for various survival products.
For example…..a love offering of $3,000- brings us a SEVEN YEAR supply of dehydrated food. It comes in a huge pyramid of plastic buckets, like the ones drywall installers use. If you don’t have $3k in the kitty, for a love offering of $500- you get a one year supply of powdered food that has a shelf life of 20 years. Oh yes….that’s per person.
Bakker, and his new wife, Lori Graham Bakker, are offering what looks like a small, one kid size, trampoline they are calling the “Rebounder”. They assure us that using the Rebounder will greatly reduce the risk of cancer. It comes to you in return for a love offering of $100-.
It just goes on, and on.
What are two things that the Lord hates more than anything else ?
Homosexuality is an abomination, and abortion is murder.
Jim Bakker has admitted homosexual affairs, and his new bride, according to her Google bio had 5 abortions, before she found the Lord.
This DIRT-BAG deserves all the scorn I can muster, but what’s the point ?
It seems to me that any parole he received should have included a prohibition against any hint of television evangelism. Some how Rev. Jimmy Bakker ought to be scooped up off TCT television, and made to serve the 40 year balance of his prison term.
Keep him away from those pathetic suckers that applaud his broadcast antics, and write those foolish checks known as tax-free love offerings.
Madness has a face.